When you publish a book, your friends will be offended either because they are in your book, because they are not in your book, or because they think you are too much in your book.
“From Barbie to Vibrator” is out since three weeks and I already had it all. I can only say: Fasten your seat belts, it’s going to be a bumpy ride!
Ana, I agree with them!
How can you? Write a book about your life and include yourself? How selfish!
And you obviously did not mention me enough since Stephen Spielberg did not call me yet to make a movie out of my life! I thought you were my friend!
You probably only mentioned nasty stuff about me and were to ashamed to mention my name… how could you write that stuff about me??? I told all my friends where you were referring to me in your book and now they all look funny at me!
I think I will have to write the next book for you, so you know better how to do that. Oh wait… I am too lazy for that! Well… so how do we do this now? I don’t want you to write the book and I don’t want to write it myself… hmmm… Yeah I got it! I guess if you want us to stay friends, you simply cannot be successful or even attempt it by writing a book or something like that! I might one day, but please… you don’t!
Right?
Ana?
Helloooo?
Are you being selfish again?
Oliver, you are great! How do you do that? Spying in people’s heads….
The best one was “I’m gonna sue you!” which is cool because I did magic so nobody can recognise anybody, and a court case would do magic again to reveal everything. Plus it would the best publicity for the book.
I am affraid you are really not in my book….
Yes, I am being selfish again!
Well then I sue you for hiding me so well in your book that even you cannot find me
What is going on with all those people? Why don’t they just stop thinking of themselves and are just happy for your success! You deserve it! Who cares who’s in the book, I am sure it is a great, funny and inspiring book anyway!!!
In the next book you write please don’t forget to include Oliver and me!!! ;o)