Ok, ok its time to be nice and say something positive. Otherwise all the bitching will leave ugly wrinkles on my face. And I need a pretty face to sell my book.
Yesterday, for the first time in man many years, I bought the new German Playboy (hmmm, things you get to do in the name of research!). And I liked what I’ve seen. Three out of four ladies had small breasts. And the big ones weren’t plastic. And three out of four were dark haired. Only one bleached bimbo. If men’s magazines start turning more into this direction, we might be entering an era in which men’s magazines are better for female egos than women’s magazines. A woman has more possibilities to get frustrated about her looks when reading Vogue or Elle than (this) Playboy.
And now I again get to quote a playmate “Just being beautiful is boring.” Good work, girl! Unfortunately, she wasn’t speaking about intelligence or talent or success but hey, I won’t be too strict. Wrinkles, remember?
Tags: Commentary, Feminism, Media, Men, Sex
Anyhow the trend is going to ‘believable’ stories in the erotics-industry. Since men feel more and more intimidated by the aggressive empowered, latex wearing, whip-wielding women, they rather watch ‘next door’s housewive’-porn and fantasize about the chubby they might actually meet and greet instead of the supermodel that just laughs in his face.
On the other hand, women become anorexic in the wish to impress that sheik from dubai that they never gonna meet anyhow, have a breakdown, gain 90 kilos and end up with their neighbor nevertheless.
Its a long run from expectation to marketing’s fantasy world and finally to reality. But in the end its at least something everyone can complain about. Otherwise no-one would be able to stand life anyhow. Just imagine we would have to really worry about the environment or something like that!!
Yap, I confess, couldn’t resist commenting on a post with “Playboy” on the title. Actually, this magazine has that significance in my head- the magazine of huge breasts and a lot of times not very sexy women. Big breasts are a very 20th century thing – forget that, it’s gone. I’m happy to read things have evolved and I can’t wait to add a Playboy issue to bring some spice to my regular very metrosexual Esquire and GQ monthly purchases.
“…And I need a pretty face to sell my book” – Learning the tricks of trade very fast, well done!
OK guys, but I am very curious about one thing – if everybody (actually everyman) claims all those plastic baloons are not sexy, why are we being bombarded with them for decades? Because women do not find hairy back sexy – so men with hairy back never became fashionable. And even better, nobody had to develop hairy back toupees. It is just the taste of a certain group of men (which then had such an influence on media)? Or is it, like Oliver claims – a fantasy turned a nightmare?
Why are women forced to want to look like something (too skinny and too baloony) men do not actaully find desirable?
Its a trap. If you don’t have the brains and don’t have the body to attract the guys you think are the right ones for you, you have to upgrade. If you are lucky, your skinny bones and big boobs will attract the millionaire who does not care about your negative IQ. Most girls are not lucky however. They find an average guy who’s brain is switched off by his libido, and once she gains weight you have a pending divorce. And if several girls fight in the same territory for the few rich or cute guys compete, its like the cold war all over again and first you cut the grass, then you get two bombs and chemical warfare in your face. Unfortunately the girls don’t ask the right guys what they like. They only compare themselves to the other girls, including those on the frontpages of “Gala” and all the other crap.