Archive for May, 2008

The Pool & the Boys

Thursday, May 29th, 2008

I’ve just returned from my first visit to a public swimming pool this year. Every year, I newly get astonished by the growing number of well trained male bodies (not that I suffer from this trend). While girls are always same – pretty as long as the nature allows it – boys seem to work very hard on creating perfect bodies. Those must be hours and hours spent working out. Can it be that quietly, young men are also being influenced by the pictures of muscular men in the media? But just not whining (yet) like women are? Are we going to turn into a civilisation of pumped up (or mega thin) tired bodies with no brain and no time? Busy Kens and Barbies? Beautiful robots?

I’m going to eat some cake.

Je n’ai fait que danser ma vie.

Tuesday, May 27th, 2008

Last night, I watched a documentary about Isadora Duncan. I have to admit that I never knew what a fantastic fighter for freedom this woman was. This is very embarrassing for someone who is dancing for 25 years. So I’m trying to make it a bit better with few of her quotes – as an inspiration for more people to rediscover her.

“It has taken me years of struggle, hard work and research to learn to make one simple gesture, and I know enough about the art of writing to realize that it would take as many years of concentrated effort to write one simple, beautiful sentence.

People do not live nowadays. They get about 10% out of life.

Perhaps he was a bit different from other people, but what really sympathetic person is not a little mad?

The finest inheritance you can give to a child is to allow it to make its own way, completely on its own feet.

You were once wild here. Don’t let them tame you.

What one has not experienced, one will never understand in print.

Je n’ai fait que danser ma vie.”

Books & Friends

Sunday, May 25th, 2008

When you publish a book, your friends will be offended either because they are in your book, because they are not in your book, or because they think you are too much in your book.

“From Barbie to Vibrator” is out since three weeks and I already had it all. I can only say: Fasten your seat belts, it’s going to be a bumpy ride!

Sunday, May 25th, 2008

A collection of some sentences from the songs I’ve heard in past few days:

“I’m gonna watch you while you get me wrong.” The Cardigans

“Don’t touch me now, you might burn yourself!” Busta Rhymes

“You wanna be this Queen B but you can’t be. That’s why you’re mad at me.” Lil’ Kim

“He said: ‘Hey, are you talking to me or are you just practicing for one of those performances of yours?’” Laurie Anderson

“Sex is having me for breakfast.” Unfortunately I forgot… I think Princess Superstar.

True Friends 101

Friday, May 23rd, 2008

I’ve just learned one thing: you can forget all that shit about real friends being there when you are in state of emergency. You learn who your real friends are when things are running fantastic! It is the ego thing: when you have a problem and you are down, many people will be happy to help because that’s when they are in the stronger position. When you are crashed, they are clever, rational, helpful, strong – which subconsciously boosts their ego. But hey, when you are up and fantastic things are happening to you and they should be happy for you, that’s hard. Because at those moments you are strong, you are the star and they only have a supporting role. And it’s only true friends who can forget their egos at those moments, and share your happiness without being the very centre of it. Some will just pretend as if nothing is happening, some will only say what’s polite, some will simply disappear. And some will even invent a reason to attack you. Peace.

Alpha-girls

Thursday, May 22nd, 2008

“Feminists were women who wanted to be like men. Alpha-girls are women who want to have the freedom to stay women for their own pleasure, but have equal opportunities as men.”

Sorry,  no clue anymore where I have that from. But now that everyone wants to sue me, maybe you can do it all in one go.

Banksy

Tuesday, May 20th, 2008

I discovered Banksy, the British Art Street superstar, while doing research for a story about a Viennese street art exhibition (see http://blog.b-br.at/) . And yes, my insider-friend who organised the exhibition yelled at me “You only discovered Banksy now??!!” Sorry. Only few years ago, Banksy was still an anonymous graffiti artist based in Bristol. He is still anonymous (bravo, Banksy!) but today, his art is being bought by Brangelina and Christina Aguliera for up to $200,000. His comment: “I love the way capitalism finds a place—even for its enemies. It’s definitely boom time in the discontent industry. I mean, how many cakes does Michael Moore get through?”

Banksy’s work magically appeals to everyone – it is the simplicity of the image, high artistic skill, but most of all easily understandable anti-establishment messages that are always connected to heart breaking humor. “True. And sad.” becomes most common reaction to his work. But pictures speak 1000 words, so here my favorite Banksy. To see more: http://www.banksy.co.uk/

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LifeBall 2008

Monday, May 19th, 2008

Last night, I attended the grand opening of LifeBall, the biggest and most glamorous AIDS charity event in this part of Europe (www.lifeball.org). I was especially looking forward to see the fashion show by Agent Provocateur. But instead of leaving me feeling sexy, it left me with many thoughts: Is a lingerie show a good choice for a big public event? Is it ok to play with the aesthetics of S&M and pole dancing on an AIDS (which is, let’s not forget, a sexually transmittable disease) charity event? Is it ok to feed the audience female models wearing I-want-sex lingerie when we know that most of newly HIV infected Europeans are heterosexual women? I wasn’t sure what to think….

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Saturday, May 17th, 2008

Just received a mail from “Leila Clayton” which is now officially my favourite SPAM mail ever. It contained only one question:

“Want a bigger baby-maker?”

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A girl on the street with a T-shirt saying:

“I love my boyfriends.”

Friday, May 16th, 2008

Few days ago, my wonderful new gay friend (Marcus no worries – you will be my biggest love forever!) gave me the famous “The Secret” book. I am a very sceptical person but due to his contagious enthusiasm about the book, I gave it a try. I can report two things: I already have a much more positive attitude towards life, and – through the power of wishing and visualising, yesterday I received two things from the universe: money and a Käsenkrainer sausage. Now watch me get that Pulitzer and marry George Clooney.

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For everybody in Vienna, go see the Punk exhibition in Kunsthalle MQ www.kunsthallewien.at Excellent and very inspiring. And in the true punk anti-establishment spirit, not a singe punk was to be seen at the vernissage. Bravo!