Archive for June, 2008

La Famiglia

Wednesday, June 4th, 2008

I was just translating my interviews when I realised one interesting fact. Although I am 33 (yes, still) – I am often asked about my parents’ reaction to my book, my new career, etc. I have a feeling that this concern with parents is a very “southern” appearance. Something you would also face in Italy or South of France or Spain…“So what does La Famiglia say to this??!!!”

I somehow cannot imagine this question being asked in Austria. Nobody here gives a shit about what the family says. Who is family? What practical use it there from it?  I’ll never forget how my boss once told me “You anyway only have kids for 18 years.” Yeah, right – and if even that’s too long, you just lock them in your basement or what?

Jarrod

Tuesday, June 3rd, 2008

It took a musician to teach me the art of silence.

Thank you Jarrod.

Where’s my Nobel?

Monday, June 2nd, 2008

My father just called me and said “You know, I was thinking… Since you retired from the corporate life and your financial situation is not at all that brilliant…. How about we hurry a bit with that Nobel? We still have plenty of time for the nomination for next year.”

I laughed my ass off.

Isn’t it great to have supportive parents?

Rent a Life

Sunday, June 1st, 2008

Oh, this is getting better and better! After getting the big boobs you don’t have and cannot afford on myfreeimplants.com, you can now rent a designer bag you don’t have and cannot afford on luxusbabe.de. And then you can get a whole life you don’t have and cannot afford on alibi-profi.com or alibila.com. Fuck, can you also somewhere rent a brain you don’t have and cannot afford?