Archive for April, 2009

Upcoming interview with A.Schwarzer

Thursday, April 30th, 2009

I am extremely honoured to announce that I will be granted an interview with Alice Schwarzer end of May. It is not at all that easy getting an interview with her. It will be very interesting because, while I do not agree with all her points and attitudes, I do highly appreciate what she and women like her have done for our generation. Now, it is our turn to find our bearings and continue working on making this world a better place. In one of her lectures, she said: “We offer the new generation our shoulders to stand upon and climb even higher.” We should say “Thank you” and resist moving backwards.
I have also been offered to write for her magazine Emma, which will be a big honour for me. Now let’s see if the offer will be withdrawn once Barbie is out in German – as I learned, the book (and I) can be seen as both feminist but also anti-feminist. Laudonplace claims that this depends on if I am having enough sex or not. Hmmm, interesting times ahead.
And here the second announcement: Von der Barbie zum Vibrator will be out in German on 26 May 2009.
I am one happy, happy, happy person!

P.S. My publisher proposed a Tajder brand – Tajder Home, Tajder Beauty, Tajder Style. How about “Pimp my Tajder”?

An emancipated Barbie

Monday, April 27th, 2009

Last week, I have attended two lectures by Alice Schwarzer, Germany’s most famous (second wave) feminist. One was about her professional path, the other about Art & Pornography.
One interesting point I took with is that Tim K., the guy who shot 9 students and 3 teachers in Germany last month, only shoot girls and female teachers. This fact was shortly mentioned at the first press conference but then never again. Had he only shot black people or Jews, it would have been such a scandal that we would still discuss its consequences in 2015. She had two interesting points: first was that the manhood is being threatened by growing women’s emancipation, and this might result in aggressive behaviour like in the case of Tim K. The second point was what I have been writing about in my articles: a virtual picture of an artificially over-sexualised Bimbo which has been created by the media as a balance to women’s emancipation, endangering any further developments.
But then she said a thing that hurt me personally: “You cannot be emancipated and be a female in the same time.”
Well, I can.
Yesterday, I saw a poster propagating her sort of emancipation on which someone (“a woman with tits”) wrote her comments. The poster perfectly illustrates the paradox of emancipated vs. female. But the best is: it is featuring – BARBIE!
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Poster:
Betrayed! It is your turn!
50% university to women, feministic theory and criticism on all faculties, fight sexism, gender language in all texts, women on higher positions at the university.
GRASS (green and alternative students)

Comment:
I LOVE BARBIE
Only because a woman is wearing flat shoes does not mean that she is independent. Shitty lefty emancipated women. Signature: A woman with tits.
So a Schass GRASS (such a shit GRASS).

Links:
Alice Schwarzer
Emma

A love letter to all my ex’s

Saturday, April 25th, 2009

Yesterday, I was driving in my car and I heard a very heartbreaking song by a guy who was dumped by a girl and was completely devastated. His heart was on the floor, his life worth nothing, suicide, same old, same old. And it dawned on me that I have never really been completely devastated because of a man (yeah, one evening of crying and drinking a bit too much of Vodka, but that’s not really what I would call devastation). Maybe because it was usually I who broke up (yes, it might be that I suffer from a “runaway girlfriend” syndrome, but don’t really want to go into that). But maybe also because I learned from my parents how to stay a strong individual and always continue building my world, even when in a couple. So I have something to hold on to when I stay alone.
And right now I had a conversation with a friend whose boyfriend dumped her after 6 months of a very serious and perfect relationship which seemed to promise to lead to an altar. She was so broken she needed psychiatric help. And that made me think again. I went through my relationships and suddenly felt fantastic – I have never, ever been treated really badly by a man. OK, maybe once, by Mr. P. It all started like “sex only”, but then I fell in love and wasn’t aware of it. We continued the “sex only” thing while he had real relationships with other women. It went on for years. I was very hurt by not being “worth” of being his girlfriend but too much in love to give him up. But then again: mea culpa – I was consciously playing with.
So, after I have realised how well my guys actually treated me (no betrayals, no games, no false promises, no disrespect), I had a horrible urge to scream to all my ex-boyfriends/lovers/affairs:
THANK YOU GUYS, YOU WERE GREAT!!!!!!

Next!

Baghdad Burning

Thursday, April 23rd, 2009

Last night, I watched Baghdad Burning in Volkstheater. I hope it will be on programme next season – if you are in Vienna and understand German, go see it.
The peace (1h20min monologue excellently played by Katharina Vötter) is based on a blog written by an Iraqi woman who started writing under pseudonym Riverbend on 17 August 2003. In her blog, she describes life in Iraq during the US occupation. Although the blog has been published in two books and staged in numerous countries, her identity is still hidden. In 2007, she and her family moved to Syria and she stopped writing her blog.
The fascinating thing about the piece is that it makes you grasp, more emotionally, the stuff you think you already know – what it means to live in a war (“war on TV is not same like living in a war”, “will a plane ever sound like it did before?”), the chaos which took over since the occupation (controls, razzias, life without electricity and water and the kidnapping which became part of everyday life), how the status of women has changed (before the occupation, 50% of university students and 50% of employees were women – now they are accepted to stay home and wear headscarves and long coats). You will learn how the fear and the chaos passed a moderate Muslim country into the hands of fundamentalists.
You will learn about what “rebuilding of Iraq” really means. When for rebuilding of a bridge, which Iraqi experts estimated to $300,000, a US company get $50 million, the business case of this war is quite clear. When you add the war industry and the oil industry to the rebuilding industry, the business case is even clearer.
But mostly, you will ask yourself (hopefully) how can a country attack and completely devastate a country under false pretences, kill hundreds of thousands of people and stay unpunished.
Will countries like USA and Israel keep their carte blanche for ever?
And that is the tragedy of the story.

Links:
Riverbend
Wikipedia

Red pencil for your life

Wednesday, April 22nd, 2009

Hmmm…. Strange.
For 11 years you work hard, take on always more interesting and complicated topics, fight for more complex projects, higher positions. And then after all that blood sweat and tears, you are forced to simplify your CV – delete things, take out crucial topics such as “group strategy process” or “fixed to mobile convergence” so that you maybe get a chance of getting a new job. And then this deleting thing itself turns into a mega complex task. You know how hard it is to take a red pencil and cross out a topic (or two or three) which you sweated over and fought over for months in a row?
But then hey, there are worse things: Imagine being an investment banker and searching for a job now! You’d probably need a very big red pencil – to cross over your whole being.

Bad, bad Charles!

Monday, April 20th, 2009

One of the most incredible quotes I read in a long time:
“Feminism exists only to integrate ugly women into the society.”
Charels Bukowski
Of course I do not completely agree with Mr. Bukowski (you just need to consider the fact that in some parts of Europe, women only got a right to vote 80 years ago).
But hey….. there is a bit of truth in it.

More BOMBeS

Saturday, April 18th, 2009

MTV has a new show called “America’s Most Smartest Model”. Great. That is exactly what we needed for the complete destruction of any leftovers of young people’s self-confidence. Imagine the überwoman from my last post with a PhD. Any normal person can immediately go kill him/herself.
Yesterday, a friend whose husband is working at one of the most successful corporations in the world told me how his female boss called him after the internal interview to tell him about the results. And started the conversation in the direction of “You know, we were very disappointed by ….. you also made mistakes at…. So we were not sure if you were the right candidate for this job.” And after going on in this tone for an eternity, she ended the conversation with “But then we decided to give you a chance…” Anyone who ever watched Germany’s Next Top Model immediately recognizes Heidi Klum in this monologue. Shit! Can you believe that corporate world is imitating a trashy TV show?
I was wondering: If you made money by destroying physical health of 3 million people, you’d (maybe) go to jail. But you can fuck with their mental health and stay unpunished. Why?
If Ahmadinejad really had a bomb, I would propose to put it up Heidi Klum’s ass. And make her fuck all media bosses who spread hazardous trash like that to make profits.
Maybe that would make it a healthy explosion.

Spelling BOMBe

Thursday, April 16th, 2009

Ah, Facebook Wonderland!
I have a friend from LA and few moths ago, one of her LA friends sent me a friend request. The guy looked like Ken (yes, the body) and had a cool name so I thought “Why not” and accepted.
And then few days ago, I received a friend request from a woman who, I assumed from the guy’s posts, must be his girlfriend. Well if that guy is a Ken, the woman is way beyond Barbie. She is just perfect! I am still wondering how you can fit a tanned six-pack, all that big hair, a pretty face AND huge boobs into such a small photo. The woman is an überwoman and I was seriously curious why she wants to be my friend and what the hell she will do among my normal, mortal friends.
But today, she proved to be a bit less Wonder. And YES, I admit, it did make me feel a bit better…
Her post said: “and goin to the gym and after goin to theach my pilates classe”
Fucking hell, if you can’t spell any word containing more then 4 letters, than I really have to wonder about our friendship!
On the other hand – a bomb does not need to spell, does she?

Having something to say. Or not?

Wednesday, April 15th, 2009

Ugh, this pause hasn’t been just simple laziness. I am going through a serious blog-block and have a terrible feeling I have nothing to say that might be of any interest to anyone….
Having an opinion has lately become some kind of a burden.
Since past few moths, I am working as editor for the book section of The Vienna Review called – The Vienna Review of Books. I have diligently started writing reviews of books and readings. Strong on my opinions as I am, yesterday I received a first e-mail by an offended writer. The problem was not only that this book was full of stuff I didn’t really like – this writer was also very pushy and annoying. Lesson: learn to let go, because by pushing too much you might create a negative effect.
On one hand, I was sorry about him. On the other hand I thought – that’s the nature of it. The moment you do something publicly, you have to be able to cope with criticism. I have experienced it myself. I remember the first negative review of Barbie. When I started reading it, my heart stopped beating. But very soon I relaxed, thinking that this was just another experience you have to make as a writer. And every experience is important.
It is strange writing reviews of other people’s writing when you are a writer yourself….
Anyway, I will not give up – check this space for more bitching about bad books!