Archive for October, 2009

From (and for) Unibrennt (uni is burning)

Friday, October 30th, 2009

What fascinated me when I visited the demonstration/siege at the Vienna University (Audimax) yesterday was the fact that it was not only about education. I was extremely happy to arrive on time to listen to a speech by Corinna Milborn (author and journalist) who spoke about the multiple crises we are facing right now. She spoke about the fact that this is not only a financial crisis, but also political, environmental, educational, migration crisis. Among other speakers, Chistian Felber, the founder of Attack (the anti-globalization organization) in Austria, as well as Robert Misik, a renowned author and journalist were speaking in Audimax. Pity I missed them.

Felber will speak again on Monday at 17h at the TU (University of Technology).

I must say: congratulations to this great agenda! It makes the movement move away from being only about the education to being about the system in general. Because, hey, if the system was not about the corporations/profits/moneymaking but the people, high quality education would not be in question. The protest is expanding throughout Austria and support comes from unions (metal/textile/food workers) and political parties (Grüne/Green & SPÖ/Social Party Austria), as well as the Upper Chamber of Employment. If you want to support, want to listen to the speeches, or are just curious, take a look at the agenda at http://unibrennt.at/?cat=8&lang=en

Here the information on speakers:

Corinna Milborn

Christian Felber

Robert Misik

And here a few pictures from yesterday. Check out my favourite banner: “Rich parents for everyone!”

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Proud to be (also) Austrian! II

Thursday, October 29th, 2009

I have been angry with Austrian students since half a year ago, when I’ve witnessed a class in which the students were asked to prepare 3min presentations with the topic “What moves me/touches me”.  27 out of 30 students started their presentation by saying “It was extremely hard finding something that moves/touches me”. I was mad!!! At the times of a major financial crisis, ongoing destruction of our environment, movements in Iran, two unjust wars, those young people who should be the intellectual elite of Austria were not able to find something that moved them?! Shouldn’t the students be the ones kicking-off changes in a society?

At the same class, many students were protesting against the freedom and spontaneity so untypical for the lectures at the Vienna University. The professor tried to teach through opening her students’ minds, and making them experience the lessons, not learn them by heart. Quite few people in the class didn’t like this.

But surprise, surprise! The past few days, we learned that there is something that moves them, after all. And – now they are fighting for more freedom!

Since five days, the University of Vienna is under siege by its students. The dissatisfaction began with the transition form the old system (Mag.) to BA and MA system. Apparently, the new system is more restrictive and unfair. Yesterday’s demonstration in Vienna was attended by somewhere between 10.000-50.000 people. The demonstrations expanded to Graz, Salzburg, Linz. And hey, they are loud and determined. And they know what they want. They want more freedom in their curricula, they want a free entry (which I do not agree with. I think one should prove they really want and are able to study. By letting everyone study everything, you crowd the universities and thus decrease the quality of education). They want to be freed from fees. They want 50% of women employed at the university (YES!). They want no discrimination. They want better, transparent financing of the academic system (true, if we have billions to rescue banks, why are we stingy with our most strategic area – education?). And a more transparent, democratic system. For a complete list please go to: http://unibrennt.at/?cat=8&lang=en (Have patience with the site, it is currently very slow.)

Yes, we have been bitching long enough about this new generation being too passive, completely apolitical and unwilling to demonstrate. I am happy and proud (hey, this is the second time in a week that I am proud to be also-Austrian!!!) that Austrian students showed that this is not necessarily true. I hope they will make a change (since Obama didn’t really)  and inspire the older generation to openly and loudly articulate their dissatisfaction. Because this world is what we make of it.

I am off to the demonstration.

Wednesday, October 28th, 2009

14 companies on Austrian stock exchange paid their share holders €2,3 Billion for the year 2008, the crisis year which cost millions of people their jobs, savings, homes, quality of life. And in which governments paid billions of tax-payers money to save banks/businesses which are again making profits that flow into someone else’s pockets.

This amount makes out 4 payment rounds for 410.000 employees at those very same companies. But these employees are still being fired or made to work “Kurzzeitarbeit” – basically working a bit less for much less money.

All together ¾ of earnings are being paid out instead of invested or kept in the company. Every second company paid more to the share-holders in the crisis year 2008 than a year before.

Noticing anything wrong?

Proud to be (also) Austrian!

Saturday, October 24th, 2009

Each year on 26 October, Austria’s national day, Vienna witnesses the most bizarre parade. On this day, Austrian army is showing off its “power” on the Heldenplatz and Ringstrasse. This is bizarre because Austria is such a small country with such a small army that it cannot really play an important role in any war. Also bizarre considering Austrian neutrality. Anyway, we shouldn’t rob the men of the pride of their toys – let them feel great! Also – this is a unique chance for little boys to see a helicopter, a tank or an army plane in real life. Which is stupid, because a person who never had to see a tank in real life should consider him/herself extremely happy.

So today during my Saturday lunch on Naschmarkt (Vienna’s food market), I argued that for Austria, it would be a much bigger ego-boost to make a parade like the ones we used to have in socialistic Yugoslavia. Back then, the citizens had a chance to salute the products (and services) that brought well-being to the country. Yes, we should have a parade of giant Mannerschnitten, Mozartkugel, Red Bull cans, Swarovski crystals, cardboard Alps, Käsekrainers (hmm, after a few Vodkas I am always very happy to salute the Käsekrainer [cheese-filled sausage]). And not to forget – my beloved Emperor Franz Josef who made this city into such a charming place that so many tourists are happy to come see it and pay 5€ for a cup of coffee.

But the story of the parade gets even better! Today, Austrian army made a world record in mambo dancing. Yes, you got it right, MAMBO DANCING. Today afternoon, 300 soldiers and their ladies danced to Mambo Nr.5 on Heldenplatz, the square where Hitler once held his notorious speech. And I must say that from today, I am officially happy to be (also) Austrian. I mean, can there be a better message to the world? Not only for the (probably unconscious) mockery of Hitler: If the soldiers around the world danced instead of killed (innocent) people, wouldn’t this planet be a fantastic place? The boss of Austrian army (jeez, how do you officially call that guy?) should get a Nobel for peace for this one.

I really that hope Mr. Obama heard of this dancing extravaganza. Wouldn’t be bad if he taught his soldiers in Afghanistan and Iraq a few dance steps. Woudn’t make the war industry happy, but let’s leave that for another text. Because now, I’m in the dancing mood!!!! Where are the boys?

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Warning: the female Pope movie

Friday, October 23rd, 2009

I see it as my duty to spare your brains from unnecessary drain so you can perform better on my quizzes. So here a warning of potential hazard.

“Pope Joan” or “Die Päpstin” movie. DO NOT watch! It will cost you 3h of your time, €9 for the ticket and lots of nerves, and – fill you with pure BS.

Here why:

  • Horrible writing (“My daughter, I told you…” “How did you do that, my little sister?”)!
  • Painful narration (Jeez, where did they find those actors/narrators??? It hurt!).
  • Bad acting.
  • Bad editing (WHY did the childhood part last, for what it seemed, 1,5h instead of 15min???!!). Horrible cuts.
  • Horrible direction – no feeling for time, bad transitions, COLD & STIFF, no feeling for human nature, completely losing the motivation of the main character in the middle of the movie! Plus, what is worse –  the director very openly and badly stole scenes from one of my favorite movies “Elizabeth”, and he even did it 1:1. He stole the make-up and dressing scene, the scene of her entering a church with a long red cape, the scene of discussing with bishops. Plagiarism is simply disgusting!
  • Cheap usage of the archaic aspects of the hero’s journey story: mean daddy, mean stepmother, wise teacher, breaking out into dark woods….. Ugh.
  • And that horrible, kitschy, painfully kitschy, story!

Simply BAD (and not in Michael Jackson way)!

Quiz of the Day II

Wednesday, October 21st, 2009

O.K. since you’ve all been lazy yesterday and didn’t solve the quiz, here is another one (hmmm, should I be a professor or a dominatrix when I grow up?)

Today, I heard following statistics about Publizistik- und Kommunikationswissenschaften (Media & Communications) in Vienna:

70% of students at are female

50% of students to get their diplomas are female

30% of PhD students are female

13% of Professors are female

And here the quiz!

This is because:

a) Women are stupid

b) Female students get kidnapped by aliens

c) This is simply yet another male-dominated field

d) Other (women get stuck changing diapers, driving to ballet/karate classes, cooking, which makes it hard to also climb academic ladder)

Multiple-choice quiz of the day

Tuesday, October 20th, 2009

I just looket at Falter Bücher and Residenz Magazin editions for the fall 2009.

Falter is featuring 82 books by male authors and 18 books by female authors (that’s approximate value because I didn’t check every Chinese name for the sex).

Residenz is featuring 21 books by male authors and 7 books by female authors.

And here the quiz of the day!

This is because:

a) There are no female authors

b) Women write bad or uninteresting books

c) This is just another male-dominated industry

Please circle the right answer.

Thank you, Nancy!

Monday, October 19th, 2009

Here a very interesting statistic from my website, which made me consider changing the topic of my writing.

Search Key Phrases:

  1. Ana Tajder
  2. Nancy Pelosi breasts

I mean, I wrote a tiny little comment on March 4th 2009 about how poor Pelosi’s breasts are always in the picture when you’re watching reports from House of Congress. And it became the second most important topic that brings people on my site. God, they must be disappointed when they land here!

Maybe I should give them some juice…

Any suggestions? (Now that Palin is gone, sex & politics is just too boring…)

Burnout/Work/Fuck-it-all Books

Thursday, October 15th, 2009

I’ve come across some great books lately which I can warmly recommend. They are all evolving around my last topic burnout/letting go/work-life….

Corrine Maier “Bonjour pareses” („Die Entdeckung der Faulheit“, „Bonjour Laziness“, „Dobar dan ljenosti“)

Maier writes about work in large companies and gives an ironic, cynical analysis of the companies and life in them. She calls for a boycott from inside – through letting go. I just love French intellectuals.

John C. Parkin “Fuck it” (“Jebe mi se”, not translated into German yet)

This is a self-help book. I am not a fan of self-help books, but I like Parkins’ try to translate eastern philosophy of achieving balance through letting go or detachment into western language. It is a fun and relaxing read, which will give you some inspiration. If you can borrow it, do, you don’t have to own thins book.

Lisbeth Jerlich “Burnout: Ausdruck der Entfremdung” (exists only in German)

Relatively easy to read although a science book. First time I found literature analysing social causes of burnout. Normally it is all about personal or work-related causes. We are learning: burnout happens to the highly motivated people with big expectations. Of course, we shouldn’t say this loud because nobody would invest energy into their work  anymore. Great book.

Georges Perec „L’art et la manière d’aborder son chef deservice pour lui demander une augmentation“ („Über die Kunst seinen Chef anzusprechen und ihn um eine Gehaltserhöhung zu bitten“)

I haven’t read it yet but I believe it is a must.

Have fun reading!

Models vs. Photoshop

Friday, October 9th, 2009

Yesterday, I discussed the fact that with 2010, Brigitte is appearing without models in its editorials with my great friend, a model herself. And even she likes the idea! But we both concluded that the point about Photoshop is actually more important than the no-models idea and should not be ignored. Unfortunately, we already got used to models and do not necessarily compare ourselves with them. I open Vogue, see those skinny, tall girls with perfect skin and think “She’s a model, she is one in a few thousand women who look like this. That’s her job.” and do not expect to look like her.

Now, if in January 2010, I opened Brigitte and expected to see, like they say “Women like you and I”, but get average women who are Photoshoped to perfection – without eye-bags, cellulites, with perfectly round breasts and fantastic skin. Well, then I’ll feel like shit and think: “I am also an “average” woman but don’t look like this! Something must be wrong with me.”

So, here my plea to “conscious” magazines: actually, you can leave the models (but please, give them a sandwich or two before the shooting) – but skip the Photoshop(-ing of people).