Posts Tagged ‘Book’

I love Pula

Thursday, November 13th, 2008

My book tour started in Pula, the ancient Roman city on the north of the Croatian coast. The presentation was fantastic – and completely different from my presentation in Zagreb in May, as the book just came out. In Zagreb, I was asked only about the parties, the men and shopping. In Pula, my book was presented by Ms Zdenka Viskovic-Vukic, a poet and president of Pula Film Festival. Zdenka understood what the book really is about and for one hour, we talked about the pain of growing up under the pressure of today’s deformed society, about trying to find real values in this mass of artificial values, about the process of putting it all out and shedding your skin – in order to find the true YOU. The audience was fantastic. I hope that the rest will run just as good.

Thank you, Zdenka. And thank you, Pula.

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There is a reason why you have to study to become a translator!

Wednesday, November 5th, 2008

O.K. I gave it a try. I really did. Gave my best.

This weekend, I translated the first two stories from my book from English to German. My Austrian publisher and I hoped that I could translate my book myself – it is a different thing if  you are a translated author or an “at home” author. Well, I obviously don’t have a home…

Good girl I am, I translated whole Sunday long and then gave my piece of art to my neighbour Marcus to correct it so that I get a feeling of how wrong it is.

Next morning, Marcus came into my apartment in his pyjama, with a cup of coffee in his hand, sat on my couch and looked… well … grim.

“Many mistakes” he said, a bit uncomfortable in the “don’t shoot the messenger” manner. I begged him to be honest – my career as an Austrian author (or not) was at stake. So, I made myself a toast and a cup of tea and sat down next to him so he could explain the mistakes. “The cases are wrong. There are many typos. And there are things you just cannot say like that in German.” “O.K. but once those things are corrected; does it sound like… something?” I wanted to say “a piece of literature” but didn’t dare. Marcus was speechless. O.K. I got it. It’s crap.

He started explaining the mistakes. And I don’t remember the last time I laughed that much. There is nothing sweeter than laughing about yourself. We were cracking down with the second page (“What the hell is this, a sentence????!!!”) when I told Marcus we should actually film those correcting sessions and make them into “Laudonplace Big Brother” – the jokes (actually my translated texts) were funnier than any reality show I’ve ever seen before.

The conclusion is: my book gets a translator and I get a course in German writing. It is sad but true: I am definitely not an Austrian author. Neither am a Croatian author. And I am for sure NOT a translator. I’m nothing. And everything.

 

99F (The Film)

Wednesday, October 22nd, 2008

99F, a movie based on Frédéric Beigbeder’s bestselling book has finally arrived to Austria. The movie is excellent for those who haven’t read 99F, are curious, but cannot bother reading it.

99F became a bestseller as it came out in 2000 because it spoke openly about the Sodom and Gomorra of the advertising world – the drugs, the prostitutes, the travels, freakiness. Let’s not forget – end of 1990s were the golden times of advertising. And this is the movie’s problem – the topic is outdated  (now we need a movie about freaking Wall Street wizards). Advertising world has changed greatly since then – yes, it became boring. The companies are not uncontrollably shovelling money into advertising as they used to, everyone wants to just play safe, the agencies are holding creatives on a shorter leash and drugs are consumed in much smaller doses.

But exactly the timing – the fact that we are currently standing in the middle of a painful awakening – gives the movie a huge plus. Because in his book, Frédéric used the frentic world of advertising to criticize our imbecile, irresponsible, consumerist state of mind. This is exactly the state of mind which brought us to the current crash of the economy and also of the whole socio-political system.

The movie is definitely fun to watch – it is like being dipped into a big, colourful, juicy comic. A great game with reality on one side, a bit too chaotic on the other. The trick of dividing the story into “I”, “You”, “He” chapters, which was unnecessary in the book, is only confusing in the movie. The book suffers an overdose of advertising tricks, and so does the movie but here, this overdose serves its purpose. I missed a few of the best scenes from the book. I also missed the direct criticism and some great thoughts from the book. But hey – can’t have it all!

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Catch me if you can

Monday, September 29th, 2008

Last week, I was at the Profil Megastore (my Croatian publisher’s flagship store) to see how my book is feeling there. I found a book by Banksy, the UK street art guru (see my post from 20.5.2008) which I can recommend to everybody – it will both amuse you and make you think. So, I sat down at the café on the gallery to have a cup of coffee, look at Banksy’s work and occasionally glance down to see how people “interact” with my book. And then I realised I never signed any books for the store, so inspired by Banksy’s interventions, I simply went down, picked a huge pile of my books, brought them up to my coffee table and signed them. Each with a little note, of course. I returned the books and was very amazed because NOBODY reacted. I could have been just anybody writing anything into anyone’s books. I could have taken a bunch of Candace Bushnell’s books and signed those. Lesson learned: you can do whatever you want, as long as you do it with an overdose of confidence. “Catch me if you can”, remember?

Later that day, I proudly told Lucija about my “intervention” into my own books. “Shit, what if people complain that someone destroyed the books! Even the people working at the store can’t know the signature is really yours!” Well, shit happens. Maybe somebody gets the joke. And if not, if they really think someone else signed my books, they will have to throw them away – and print new books. And that’s how you get your second edition!

It’s Raining Books

Friday, June 27th, 2008

Funny, since I am a published author (ah, this feels good), suddenly everybody is giving me books. Not one book, two books – sometimes I am receiving eight books at the time. I put all the books I got in past three weeks on a pile – it is about 1.5m high. This is fantastic! But I wonder how this would be if I were an architect or a jewellery designer….“Here is a villa on Cote d’Azure, please try it!” or “I am sure you will like those earrings and this necklace and this bracelet. Wait, I’ll give you a bag.”

And this is how interesting my book reading was:
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Celebration of the oh-so- irresistible self-irony

Thursday, June 12th, 2008

Frédéric on the poster ad for Les Galieries Lafayette reading Baudrillard’s “The Consumer Society”

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The Book Thing 1

Thursday, June 12th, 2008

OK, by now this seriously started feeling like a … wedding (!!!???). And it is scary. Yes, and the groom is missing. Ohmygod – maybe I’m getting marrying myself!

First, it was the invitations. Then, organising the weekend of great food and parties for my friends who are coming to my hometown for that special occasion. Then I was informed that there will be TV crews and someone filming the event so that I can have it on a DVD. So I got a bit nervous and called my “stylist” (yes, Ines – you) begging her to help me find the perfect dress. Now that this gorgeous dress is hanging in my living room, my gay neighbours had to decide on the perfect pair of shoes and the perfect shade of nail polish. And yesterday, I even told my dad to wear something nice…. Aaaarrghh!

Now I should be thinking about what to say. But right now, all I can say is this: I don’t understand people who have big weddings on their free will. Maybe one day, someone will have to remind me that I said this…. Please.

Playboy’s having me for breakfast. I wish.

Tuesday, June 10th, 2008

Just read my book’s review in the June issue of Playboy. I got the whole page, which is great. The author (she) is complaining that it all sounds too good to be true. First, who said it was all true? It’s a novel! Second, my life really is too good to be true. So either way – I won. And that IS too good to be true.

She also complains that I prove that feminism failed. Because now we do have it all – diplomas, career, independency, gorgeous men – but we still want to look great. And have a family. I see it other way round – I think feminism won because now, we can have it all – including a family – and still DARE to look great! How about that?

Where’s my Nobel?

Monday, June 2nd, 2008

My father just called me and said “You know, I was thinking… Since you retired from the corporate life and your financial situation is not at all that brilliant…. How about we hurry a bit with that Nobel? We still have plenty of time for the nomination for next year.”

I laughed my ass off.

Isn’t it great to have supportive parents?

Books & Friends

Sunday, May 25th, 2008

When you publish a book, your friends will be offended either because they are in your book, because they are not in your book, or because they think you are too much in your book.

“From Barbie to Vibrator” is out since three weeks and I already had it all. I can only say: Fasten your seat belts, it’s going to be a bumpy ride!