Please, don't pimp MY ride. I like it the way it is.

“I never had a boyfriend in my life and I think it has to do with my car.”

“If I had a nice ride, I think it would completely change my life.”

…as just head on MTV’s Pimp my Ride.

Fuck all those Germany’s Models and Pimp My Rides! How about someone finally makes Pimp my Brain, a show in which the audience will learn that it is not a new ride (OK, maybe, if the ride was 186cm tall, full of muscles, extremely cool and VERY blessed by nature) that will completely change your life - but only your fucking new attitude!?

I am becoming seriously allergic to all this brainwashing.