Few days ago, my wonderful new gay friend (Marcus no worries - you will be my biggest love forever!) gave me the famous “The Secret” book. I am a very sceptical person but due to his contagious enthusiasm about the book, I gave it a try. I can report two things: I already have a much more positive attitude towards life, and – through the power of wishing and visualising, yesterday I received two things from the universe: money and a Käsenkrainer sausage. Now watch me get that Pulitzer and marry George Clooney.


For everybody in Vienna, go see the Punk exhibition in Kunsthalle MQ www.kunsthallewien.at Excellent and very inspiring. And in the true punk anti-establishment spirit, not a singe punk was to be seen at the vernissage. Bravo!